Humor sayings | Humor quotes | Humor mottos
Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever. - Mark Twain
Isn't it sad how some people can't be funny, so they have to settle for being obnoxious? - Source Unknown
Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious. - Peter Ustinov
If you can make a woman laugh you can do anything with her. - Nicol Williamson
Among those whom I like or admire, I can find no common denominator, but among those whom I love, I can: all of them make me laugh. - W. H. Auden
We must laugh at man to avoid crying for him. - Napoleon Bonaparte
Humor is by far the most significant activity of the human brain. - Edward De Bono
Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, humor is truth. - Victor Borge
Humor is just another defense against the universe. - Mel Brooks
A rich man's joke is always funny. - Thomas Edward Brown
Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a joke about a father-in-law. - Dick Clark
A joke is an epigram on the death of a feeling. - Fredrich
If I had no sense of humor, I would long ago have committed suicide. - Mahatma Gandhi
Humor is an affirmation of dignity, a declaration of man's superiority to all that befalls him. - Roman Gary
I am a great friend to public amusements, for they keep the people from vice. - Samuel Johnson
WARNING: Humor may be hazardous to your illness. - Ellie Katz
One should never risk a joke, even of the mildest and most unexceptional charters, except among people of culture and wit. - Jean De La Bruyere
Good taste and humor are a contradiction in terms, like a chaste whore. - Malcolm Muggeridge
Wit is a weapon. Jokes are a masculine way of inflicting superiority. But humor is the pursuit of a gentle grin, usually in solitude. - Frank Muir
I could not tread these perilous paths in safety, if I did not keep a saving sense of humor. - Lord Nelson
There are things of deadly earnest that can only be mentioned under the cover of a joke. - J. J. Procter
One never needs their humor as much a when they argue with a fool. - Chinese Proverb
The absolute truth is the thing that makes people laugh - Carl Reiner
Musical comedies aren't written, they are rewritten. - Stephen Sondheim
A brilliant epigram is a solemn platitude gone to a masquerade ball. - Lionel Strachey
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