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Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever. - Mark Twain

Isn't it sad how some people can't be funny, so they have to settle for being obnoxious? - Source Unknown

Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious. - Peter Ustinov

If you can make a woman laugh you can do anything with her. - Nicol Williamson

Among those whom I like or admire, I can find no common denominator, but among those whom I love, I can: all of them make me laugh. - W. H. Auden

We must laugh at man to avoid crying for him. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Humor is by far the most significant activity of the human brain. - Edward De Bono

Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, humor is truth. - Victor Borge

Humor is just another defense against the universe. - Mel Brooks

A rich man's joke is always funny. - Thomas Edward Brown

Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a joke about a father-in-law. - Dick Clark

A joke is an epigram on the death of a feeling. - Fredrich

If I had no sense of humor, I would long ago have committed suicide. - Mahatma Gandhi

Humor is an affirmation of dignity, a declaration of man's superiority to all that befalls him. - Roman Gary

I am a great friend to public amusements, for they keep the people from vice. - Samuel Johnson

WARNING: Humor may be hazardous to your illness. - Ellie Katz

One should never risk a joke, even of the mildest and most unexceptional charters, except among people of culture and wit. - Jean De La Bruyere

Good taste and humor are a contradiction in terms, like a chaste whore. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Wit is a weapon. Jokes are a masculine way of inflicting superiority. But humor is the pursuit of a gentle grin, usually in solitude. - Frank Muir

I could not tread these perilous paths in safety, if I did not keep a saving sense of humor. - Lord Nelson

There are things of deadly earnest that can only be mentioned under the cover of a joke. - J. J. Procter

One never needs their humor as much a when they argue with a fool. - Chinese Proverb

The absolute truth is the thing that makes people laugh - Carl Reiner

Musical comedies aren't written, they are rewritten. - Stephen Sondheim

A brilliant epigram is a solemn platitude gone to a masquerade ball. - Lionel Strachey

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