funny mottos for life
Life is what happens to you while you’re working for your future. - Anonymous
I love my past. I love my present. I’m not ashamed of what I’ve had, and I’m not sad because I have it no longer. - Anonymous
Love the moment. Flowers grow out of dark moments. Therefore, each moment is vital. It affects the whole. Life is a succession of such moments and to live each, is to succeed. - Anonymous
When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained. - Mark Twain
Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act. - Truman Capote
Life is full of beauty. Notice it. Notice the bumble bee, the small child, and the smiling faces. Smell the rain, and feel the wind. Live your life to the fullest potential, and fight for your dreams. - Ashley Smith
All the worlds a stage and most of us are desperately unrehearsed. - Sean OCasey
The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win youre still a rat. - Lilly Tomlin
Life is a great big canvas, and you should throw all the paint on it you can. - Danny Kaye
Live every day to the fullest. When going to the bathroom take a newspaper! - Anonymous
Drinking is not a solution, unless we are talking about alcohol. - Anonymous
Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique and not too much imagination. - Christopher Isherwood
Life is like a cobweb, not an organization chart. - Ross Perot
God, if I can’t have what I want, let me want what I have. - Anonymous
And in the end, it’s not the years in your life that count. It’s the life in your years. - Anonymous
Our lives are like a candle in the wind. - Anonymous
Life is like an onion: You peel it off one layer at a time, and sometimes you weep. - Anonymous
Life without love is like a tree without blossom and fruit. - Anonymous
In life, its not who you know thats important, its how your wife found out. - Joey Adams
Life is a long process of getting tired. - Samuel Butler
When somebody tells you nothing is impossible, ask him to dribble a football. - Anonymous
Laugh as much as you breathe and love as long as you live. - Anonymous
The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us. - Bill Watterson (Calvin and Hobbes)
Life is nothing but a competition to be the criminal rather than the victim. - Bertrand Russell
You only live once, but if you work it right, once is enough. - Anonymous
Life isn’t worth living unless you’re willing to take some big chances and go for broke. - Anonymous
The first step to getting the things you want out of life is this: Decide what you want. - Anonymous
Life is like a hot bath. It feels good while you’re in it, but the longer you stay in, the more wrinkled you get. - Anonymous
After one look at this planet any visitor from outer space would say - I want to see the manager. - William S. Burroughs
Nothing matters very much, and very few things matter at all. - Arthur Balfour
The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us. - Bill Watterson
Life is just one damned thing after another. - Elbert Hubbard
Man who waits for roast duck to fly into mouth must wait very, very long time. - Anonymous
Our own life is the instrument with which we experiment with the truth. - Anonymous
There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle. - Anonymous
There is only one success-to be able to spend your life in your own way. - Anonymous
Not a shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is serious. - Brendan Gill
Life is like a game of poker: If you dont put any in the pot, there wont be any to take out. - Moms Mabley
Love doesn’t make the world go ’round; love is what makes the ride worthwhile. - Anonymous
Life resembles a novel more often than novels resemble life. - Anonymous
Life is just a mirror, and what you see out there, you must first see inside of you. - Anonymous
There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it. - Oscar Wilde
Lifes not always fair. Sometimes you can get a splinter even sliding down a rainbow. - Cherralea Morgen
We are born wet, naked, and hungry. Then things get worse. - Anonymous
Life is rather like a tin of sardines - were all of us looking for the key. - Alan Bennett
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